Heard you’re a player. Nice to meet you. I’m the coach. I often look at people and wonder, out of 10 million sperm, you were the fastest? I sometimes watch birds and wonder, if I could fly, who would I shit on? I’m the kind of person who bumps into chairs & apologizes. J. 21. SoCal. ITumblr (3.0; @eatmy-cake)http://eatmy-cake.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m85qv9lVp01qcf4a9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://eatmy-cake.tumblr.com/post/50897210272http://eatmy-cake.tumblr.com/post/50897210272Mon, 20 May 2013 05:46:58 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/476a56023fde9a6a212883c96fab7bf5/tumblr_miynpz69QC1qjqxmoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://eatmy-cake.tumblr.com/post/50897207132http://eatmy-cake.tumblr.com/post/50897207132Mon, 20 May 2013 05:46:52 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2nepapWcf1rrkdfno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://eatmy-cake.tumblr.com/post/50897188728http://eatmy-cake.tumblr.com/post/50897188728Mon, 20 May 2013 05:46:15 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/91f22c50b28a6c741ef589c9848ea09e/tumblr_mmz332Zoho1qd6dnfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://rolxxx.tumblr.com/post/50697734049" class="tumblr_blog">rolxxx</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Funniest Shirt I’ve ever seen. <br/> Instagram: rompecul0s</p></blockquote>http://eatmy-cake.tumblr.com/post/50897183836http://eatmy-cake.tumblr.com/post/50897183836Mon, 20 May 2013 05:46:07 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6ebba014cb2380c3c6cec4cbd094ae9e/tumblr_mn02avCxId1r8gt0ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://eatmy-cake.tumblr.com/post/50897167119http://eatmy-cake.tumblr.com/post/50897167119Mon, 20 May 2013 05:45:37 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2fe4ad843757f0d5bfeb48ffcfb7f5b1/tumblr_mmx1c3ooYx1r3gb6ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://eatmy-cake.tumblr.com/post/50897159230http://eatmy-cake.tumblr.com/post/50897159230Mon, 20 May 2013 05:45:23 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b0e2924f593d85a9c922ca87ece9d8d3/tumblr_mmurlslXbS1rr4szko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://eatmy-cake.tumblr.com/post/50897149181http://eatmy-cake.tumblr.com/post/50897149181Mon, 20 May 2013 05:45:02 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e72be6de44dfa0c2b1729e4c401e5d55/tumblr_mn2r0rxNnN1qexeroo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://eatmy-cake.tumblr.com/post/50897106920http://eatmy-cake.tumblr.com/post/50897106920Mon, 20 May 2013 05:43:35 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e91d7d7f38c293e734aab21328dbb772/tumblr_miqmfmvkws1qm6sfao1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://nickchaos420.tumblr.com/post/50894747805" class="tumblr_blog">nickchaos420</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>.</p></blockquote>http://eatmy-cake.tumblr.com/post/50897024546http://eatmy-cake.tumblr.com/post/50897024546Mon, 20 May 2013 05:40:51 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5c260884c836025413d5a85de013b516/tumblr_mjnyi7Kn8Z1qdoxp5o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://eatmy-cake.tumblr.com/post/50896861378http://eatmy-cake.tumblr.com/post/50896861378Mon, 20 May 2013 05:35:22 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/001d60743966618d8703744b5cb4e49f/tumblr_mk5nazGiWv1rdpopao1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://eatmy-cake.tumblr.com/post/50896855704http://eatmy-cake.tumblr.com/post/50896855704Mon, 20 May 2013 05:35:10 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4064f73d319c896e3f83cb762f5c89f2/tumblr_mhhghnG1Bx1qhw66yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://eatmy-cake.tumblr.com/post/50896763885http://eatmy-cake.tumblr.com/post/50896763885Mon, 20 May 2013 05:32:03 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/866e285127c3a36fde6c6ea8fbeeacf7/tumblr_mmwwkj2oDR1rqmuhto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://eatmy-cake.tumblr.com/post/50896760112http://eatmy-cake.tumblr.com/post/50896760112Mon, 20 May 2013 05:31:55 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c808f46e754951fc9dc6db04972d33b3/tumblr_miff4pdND91r9wb5no1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://athousandchurches.tumblr.com/post/50894751226/idk-man-i-just-want-pizza">athousandchurches</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>[idk man i just want pizza]</p> </blockquote>http://eatmy-cake.tumblr.com/post/50896698317http://eatmy-cake.tumblr.com/post/50896698317Mon, 20 May 2013 05:29:51 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c4c66aef4d613c666032704587d8db4c/tumblr_mn2ywoxs7J1qls1ofo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://synesthesia00.tumblr.com/post/50885990677/hell-here" class="tumblr_blog">synesthesia00</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Hell here</p></blockquote>http://eatmy-cake.tumblr.com/post/50896681262http://eatmy-cake.tumblr.com/post/50896681262Mon, 20 May 2013 05:29:14 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3bdaaded1705275015d44a2f832cfa8d/tumblr_meqt60WiSG1r7r92mo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://natural-bodies.tumblr.com/post/50621234014">natural-bodies</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>-</p> </blockquote>http://eatmy-cake.tumblr.com/post/50896636708http://eatmy-cake.tumblr.com/post/50896636708Mon, 20 May 2013 05:27:40 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/416fa03e53556efdc096665deb849099/tumblr_mn3bi4J1CH1qjh86vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Bored at 2:25 AM</p>http://eatmy-cake.tumblr.com/post/50896568200http://eatmy-cake.tumblr.com/post/50896568200Mon, 20 May 2013 05:25:05 -0400selfpersonalboredjerryspringersnakebiteslatenightblah<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6114f5d11af006b6bab09463254a6e46/tumblr_mgkuzmaauC1qjipezo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://eatmy-cake.tumblr.com/post/50896362911http://eatmy-cake.tumblr.com/post/50896362911Mon, 20 May 2013 05:18:18 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/85fc4e01bfe944a9d4ecbdf0c8ea3156/tumblr_mlzvdeBNvC1rsu0zyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://eatmy-cake.tumblr.com/post/50896353786http://eatmy-cake.tumblr.com/post/50896353786Mon, 20 May 2013 05:18:01 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://antst00fs.tumblr.com/post/50842860323/i-cant-believe-the-soda-company-from-hey-arnold">antst00fs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I can’t believe the soda company from Hey Arnold bought Tumblr</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/b07358b91121062b677b3e1d8d879806/tumblr_inline_mn28sz9Ltp1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://eatmy-cake.tumblr.com/post/50896346777http://eatmy-cake.tumblr.com/post/50896346777Mon, 20 May 2013 05:17:47 -0400